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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:14
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is modular building a fix for NY's housing crisis? State officials hope so. - Gothamist
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Musk-Trump rupture poses a serious threat to NASA and Pentagon programs - The Washington Post
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Disney lays off hundreds of employees across film, TV and other units - CBS News
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Disney makes hundreds more layoffs as it cuts costs - BBC
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading